What Turns You On

My name is Ted Bundy

I was a really nice guy

Till I discovered girls

Discovered they should die

I used to capture girls

I liked to see them dead

But now that I've been caught

I've found Jesus instead

What turns you on?

I liked to dig the ground

I liked to see the dead

And when I came in them

It's like Jesus giving head

Jesus is so good

Jesus is so true

Jesus, oh Jesus

I do it for you

What turns you on?

I want to tell you all

I want to testify

Don't think I would lie

Just 'cause I'm gonna fry

The pictures of those girls

Took away my shame

Took away my morals

And the Devil came!