Dirty King

Hey I can do the dishes

And I can climb your walls

And I can clean out my stitches with rubbin' alcohal

Hey I can paint your eyelids and you'll be so pristine

And I can keep your eyes shut

To keep you nice and clean

I am your dirty k-k-

I am your dirty k-k-

I am your dirty k-k-

I am your dirty king

Yeah-ya-ya

I am your dirty king

Hey I can be your boyfriend

And I can be your all

And I'll keep all your secrets

Inside the bedroom walls

Well I can be so humble

And you'll be so naive

And I can be the motor hey

You'll be the gasoline

I am your dirty k-k-

I am your dirty k-k-

I am your dirty k-k-

I am your dirty k-k-

I am your dirty king

Yeah-ya-ya

I am your dirty king

I am your dirty king

Yeah-ya-ya

I am your dirty king

I am your dirty k-k-

I am your dirty k-k-

I am your dirty k-k-

I am your dirty king

Yeah-ya-ya

I am your dirty king

I am your dirty king

Yeah-ya-ya

I am your dirty king

I am your dirty k-k-

I am your dirty k-k-

I am your dirty-hugh