Don't Eat Stuff Off The Sidewalk

Let me give you some advice

Don't eat stuff off the sidewalk

Don't eat stuff off the sidewalk

You don't need it

So don't eat it

No don't eat stuff off the sidewalk

No matter how good it looks

You better go by the book

Leave it there

Don't you dare

Eat stuff off the sidewalk

No don't eat stuff out of garbage either

Or you know what'll happen to you?

It's true you don't need no money

Ah but you'll sure look funny

On your knees, begging please

You better leave your mouth at home