Dr. Fucker M.D.

Baby iron cross my heart

You know I hope to die

If I ain't off the chart

From your normal average guy

Like some mad nitro meth

Kinda psychopath

I gotta laugh at death's

Meanass deadly wrath

Calling Dr. Fucker

Calling Dr. Fucker

Rock'n'roll emergency

Calling Dr. Fucker

Calling Dr. Fucker

Rock'n'roll M.D.

They call me Dr. Fucker

You might feel a little pinch

It's a diesel mothertrucker

Solid gold lead pipe cinch

Eyes as green as gooseshit

Squirtin' acid from my tongue

I run with all the whozits

And my mainspring's done been sprung

Calling Dr. Fucker

Calling Dr. Fucker

Rock'n'roll emergency

Calling Dr. Fucker

Calling Dr. Fucker

Rock'n'roll M.D.

Nitro-methane brainbats

Got their fangs in my vein

But medicine for acrobats

Alleviates the pain

Got to oversize sparkplugs

And a gover-mental warning

Take two weeks worth of drugs

And call me in the morning

Calling Dr. Fucker

Calling Dr. Fucker

Rock'n'roll emergency

Calling Dr. Fucker

Calling Dr. Fucker

Rock'n'roll M.D.