Hipsville 29 B.C.

Eight eyes in the jailhouse

Four lips didn't speak

I beg to see a lawyer

I ran a red light on the street

The blind can't lead the blind

And baby, I'm blind as you

I can't help myself

How can I help you?

I need help, girl

Two bums in the alley

One of the hobos said:

I dare you run through the drugstore

Get an aspirin for my head

The blind can't lead the blind

And baby, I'm blind as you

I can't help myself

How can I help you?

I need help, girl

Two fools in the forest

Said, Could you help me?"

I can't see the forest

There's too many trees

The blind can't lead the blind

And baby, I'm blind as you

I can't help myself

How can I help you?

I need help, girl