Anti-Pope

(Bollocks!)

I'm going back to church tonight

Just like back when I was eight

But I don't mean to pray

I'm gonna nick a collection plate

I've got nothing against church

Only people that go there and show they're

Plain ignorant and don't understand

A congregation at weekends will change their behaviour

So many people are weak and then have to

Seek answers from pedlars of hope

I should know I used to go there myself

That's the day I became antipope

There's gonna be some fun tonight

Spreading news around the town

That the vicar's a transvestite

With a fetish for robes and gowns

I've got nothing against church

Only people that go there and show they're

Plain ignorant and don't understand

A congregation at weekends will change their behaviour

So many people are weak and then have to

Seek answers from pedlars of hope

I should know I used to go there myself

That's the day I became antipope

Religion doesn't mean a thing

It's just another way of being right wing

I think sex films are okay

I don't dig that pope, no way

I've got nothing against church

Only people that go there and show they're

Plain ignorant and don't understand

A congregation at weekends will change their behaviour

So many people are weak and then have to

Seek answers from pedlars of hope

I should know I used to go there myself

That's the day I became antipope