I Will Keep The Bad Things From You

I will keep the bad things from you

I will keep a straight face honey

You keep your last name if you want to

I will give you all my money

I can take a plane right to you

If I could just stop running

What if all this was true?

I will keep the bank from calling

I will keep those bastards from you

I will keep your smile from falling

This time the casualties were few

'Cause we kept the bastards brawling

We kept our hearts from view

This time we're problem solving

Catch it while you can

It's the feel good hit of the summer

Catch it while you can

'Cause there won't be another

You keep the band names coming

I'll make the jokes real funny

We'll keep the skeptics humming

And someone else will take the money

We'll keep the hamsters running

I'll be the sour in your tummy

Who'll wipe the nose that's running

Catch it while you can

It's the feel good hit of the summer

Catch it while you can

'Cause there won't be another

I will sleep above the covers

I will love you like no other

I will be your dad and mother

I will give you older brothers

I will feed you fries with steak sauce

I will keep the price below cost

I will lead the way from all is lost

Catch it while you can

It's the feel good hit of the summer

Catch it while you can

'Cause there won't be another, won't be another

I'll keep the bad things from you

I'll keep the bad things from you

I'll keep the bad things from you