Not If You Were the Last Junkie on Earth

I never thought you'd be a junkie

because heroin is so passe

But today

if you think that I don't know

about depression and

emotional pain

You're insane, or you're

a fool who hasn't paid attention

to a word that I say

In a way, I can't

help but feel responsible

I always knew that you were insane

with your pain

But I never thought you'd be a junkie

because heroin is so passe

heroin is so passe

heroin is so passe

Now a-day

You never thought you'd get addicted

just be cooler in an obvious way

I could say, shouldn't you have got

a couple peircings and decided

maybe that you were gay

In a way, I can't

help but feel responsible

I always knew that you were insane

with your pain

But I never thought you'd be a junkie

because heroin is so passe

heroin is so passe

heroin is so passe

heroin is so passe

heroin is so passe

heroin is so passe