Lyrics The Dandy Warhols

The Dandy Warhols

Welcome to the Third World

Hey, boy

You know, I don't see a dog like you

Hang around in a club like this

So much anymore

Guess you just love the ladies

Why don't you

Walk your ass on up, say,

"Hey girl! You dance pretty good

For an almost white girl

And, mm-mm, your lipstick sure do

Match my wallet" (Hey!)

Oh, I get so tired

But you know

Somebody gotta keep the shotguns off the dancefloor

Say, "Why don't you finish that now, girl

And we can stroll out into the midnight air

And skit up a fat one!

Yeah, you gotta dig on this

A nice, big fat one" (Fat one!)

Makin' me a little bit insecure

See, that's good for a dog like you

Chills out your ego

I mean,

What you gonna do boy?

When she tells you

You gotta turn the heat up?

You gotta say, "Why don't we go back to my place

So we can talk

About Dostoyevsky"

Huh? Hey!

Where'd she go?

That girl is gone now

Where'd she go now?

And you're alone now

Oh, this ain't like college town, no

Welcome to the third world

Where the boys all like the girls

And the girls like the money

You gotta spread it around

See!

The girls like the boys and the boys like the honey

Alright! Repeat after me

(The boys like the girls and the girls like the money)

Spread it around

'Cause you like the honey

Oh yeah, the honey

Keeps the bees all stuck in their chairs

Until it's way too late

And it's way too late

It's way too late

Yep, see the crowd gets a little bit thin

And a little bit greasy

You see, just like that, that's right

Boys like the girls and the girls like the money

Oh, that's right, baby

Boys like the girls and the girls like the money

Well, I guess it's just us guys here, now

Boys like the girls and the girls like the money

Yeah, ??

Boys like the girls and the girls like the money

Boys like the girls and the girls like the money

Boys like the girls and the girls like the money