Lyrics The Dead Milkmen

The Dead Milkmen

Ask Me To Dance

Ask me to dance

Ask me to dance

While the room around me explodes

This is your last chance

Just 'cause I have one leg

Don't mean I can't twist

I hop along peg leg style

And you act like I don't exist

This is a dancin' song

And I don't want to dance all alone

No, I don't want to dance all alone

Said, I'm not gonna dance all alone

'Cause I feel so lonely

Ask me to dance

Ask me to dance

While the room around me explodes

This is your last chance

Through no fault of my own

I was born to this child

Portable party, wallflower girl

Now, I'm going to dance free style

This is a dancin' song and I

Don't want to dance all alone

No, I don't want to dance all alone

Said, I'm not gonna dance all alone

'Cause I feel so lonely

So ask me to dance

Ask me to dance

While the room around me explodes

This is your last chance

What's a girl to do if she only has one leg?

Well, I imagine she could join a convent

Ask me to dance

Ask me to dance

Ask me to dance, ask me to

D A N C

Dance