Big Lizard

Big lizard in my backyard

Can't afford to feed him anymore

Big lizard in my backyard

Bustin' down my neighbor's door

I bought a big lizard

Only a dollar fifty

Well, that's pretty neat

Yeah it's fuckin' nifty

But I just can't afford to feed it

And you should see the way it shits

I've got a big lizard in my backyard

Can't afford to feed it anymore

Big lizard in my backyard

Bustin' down my neighbor's door

I was knocked outta bed

Late last night

I was woken up by the sound of dynamite

I ran downstairs to find an army man

He said "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"

There's no more big lizard in my backyard

I won't have to feed him anymore

No more lizard in my backyard

They shipped his ass to El Salvador!

Was knocked outta bed

Late last night

I was woken up by the sound of dynamite

I ran downstairs to find an army man

He said "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"

Big lizard in my backyard

Can't afford to feed it anymore

Big lizard in my backyard

Bustin' down my neighbor's door

I bought a big lizard

Only a dollar fifty

Well, that's pretty neat

Yeah it's fuckin' nifty

But I just can't afford to feed it