Bleach Boys

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach

You know we practice what we preach

We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys

Trashed on beers

Or a stoned bunch of hippies

With no careers

I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia peach

My pals and I all drink Clorox

Or eat Snowy Bleach right out of the box

Teenage suicide rate's shot high

And we understand the reasons why

Bleach does more than whiten socks

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys, baby?

In a world where ministers murder golf pros

Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

Maybe there'll be a party at the beach

We'll bitch about life and chugalug bleach

No one's getting high, and no one's getting drunk

I've got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk

I wanna die with Clorox within reach

I'm very proud of the respect I've earned

And my voice is very deep cause my throat got burned

Bleach keeps you young so I've been told

Cause no one who drinks it lives to get old

Drink it with a chaser was the first thing that I learned

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?

In a world where midgets run for mayor

Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I had 26 friends in the beginning

But now it seems our numbers are thinning

Some people drive fast, others love to bet

Still others snort coke in a private jet

But drinking bleach is my way of winning

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?

In a world where welders own our schools

Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach

I am so bored!

I am so bored!