Born To Love Volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Seen em on PBS

Born to love volcanos

My apartment is a mess

Somewhere under that pile of clothes

Lies a whole $10 bill

Telephones are ringing

In a land called PBS

Fat lady is singing

In a land called PBS

Maybe she loves volcanos too

I'll just have to take a guess

She looks like a little volcano

With her red hair and brown dress

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Volcanos, volcanos, volcanos, volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Seen em on PBS

Born to love volcanos

This city is a mess

Somewhere on a steam vent

Sits a man without a home

Tribute to Carl Sagan

Tonight on PBS

Alistair Cooke is beggin'

Tonight on PBS

Maybe he needs my money more

Than a man without a home

He wants to make a documentary

On the footwear of ancient Rome

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Volcanos, volcanos, volcanos, volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Seen em on PBS

Born to love volcanos

This country is a mess

Every 2 minutes a girl gets pregnant

Cause no one gives them the facts

Intellectuals are phoning

To a land called PBS

Some old man is droning

In a land called PBS

Maybe he needs my money

More than a bunch of pregnant teens

A toll-free number to call in my money

Appears upon my screen

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Born to love volcanos

Volcanos, volcanos, volcanos, volcanos

Born to love volcanos