Girl Hunt

Looking for a girl to hug and hold

To cuddle by the fire when the air gets cold

To give me company when I feel gray

A friendly girl with who I can play

She must be good, she must be bad

She must be sweet and sometimes sad

She must not mind talking about death

She must not mind my stinking breath

Oh yeah

I'm looking for a girl, oh yeah

Lord, please help me find myself a girl

Oh yeah

I'm looking for a girl who acts like a man

A girl who wants to hold my hand

A girl who loves fish and eggs

A girl who never shaves her legs

A girl who knows what to say

When I tell her to go away

A girl that'll smile and sometimes frown

A girl that'll tear my apartment down

A girl that likes to have a good time

A girl that's involved in organized crime

Oh yeah

I'm looking for a girl, oh yeah

Lord, please help me find myself a girl

Oh yeah

I'm looking in New Mexico and New Orleans

Chicago, Philadelphia, Brooklyn, and Queens

Looking in New Jersey, Green Bay

I'm looking all over the entire state

I gotta find a girl, I don't care what size

I don't give a damn about the color of her eyes

Skin can be black or skin can be white

She only has to love me and hold me tight

She must love to play with me in the snow

Stay away from the local disco

Fly back in the crack of blue

Shimmy shimmy shama go bamu!

A girl that's kinda wild and never a bore

That's the kind of girl I'm looking for

Oh yeah

I'm looking for a girl, oh yeah

Lord, please help me find myself a girl

Oh yeah

I'm searching, I'm searching

All across this world

Gotta find myself

That one and only special girl

I'm looking, I'm looking

All across this world

Gotta find myself

That one and only special girl

Oh yeah