Gorilla Girl

(This is a gorilla girl. One, two, three)

Gave to the gorilla girl, gobs and gobs of love.

No one else would touch that girl unless they wore a glove.

Gifted was this girl of mine, great knowledge could she grasp.

But once she ate a golf pro and vomited in the grass.

But I love my groovy gorilla girl,

And her groovy, gorgeous gape, oh!

And her fabulous zoo-keeper father

My love looks like an ape!

My folks say she's wrong for me; this girl is a mistake.

Whenever I date gorilla girl they whack me with a rake.

Took her out to a picnic at a girl scout jamboree.

Golly did those girl scouts gape at gorilla girl and me.

But I love my groovy gorilla girl,

And her groovy, gorgeous gape, oh!

And her fabulous zoo-keeper father

My love looks like an ape!