I Am The Walrus

A young watusi watches 'I Love Lucy'

And I think 'what can this mean?'

A goat goes to school

And makes us look like fools

And I think 'what can this mean?'

They call me the walrus! [x4]

Sold my niece to Edwin Meese

And I wonder what life's about

Talked of tires

While your dog caught fire

And I wonder what life's about

They call me the walrus! [x4]

Yeah! Some nights I'm lying in bed!

Wonderin' what would happen if Nancy Sinatra suddenly freaked out and

climbed a tree and decided she doesn't want to do 'These Boots are Made for

Walking' any more and all she ever wanted to do for the rest of her natural

life was hum the 'Theme from S.W.A.T'.

They call me the walrus! [x4]

Poke out your eyes

And move to Portland

Kill your wife

And move to Portland

Burn down your home

And move to Portland

Come on everybody!

We're movin' to Portland

They call me the walrus! [x3]

Yeah I am the walrus!