My Many Smells

Sometimes I smell like a barrel of rotting fruit

Stinking up the jungle under the hot tropical sun

Other times I smell like thick black swamp-water

Backed into your toilet on a warm summer day

These are a few of my many smells

Won't you come and smell me?

Won't you share my stench?

Won't you come and smell me?

Won't you share my stench?

Once I smelled just like the bathroom

After Grandma'd used it and she's been eating prunes

Other times I smell like a city garbage strike

When all the horseflies grow to 3 inches long

These are a few of my many smells

Won't you come and smell me?

Won't you share my stench?

Won't you come and smell me?

Won't you share my stench?

Sometimes I smell just like death itself

A sickening sweet smell

It can really make you ill

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