Nitro Burning Funny Cars

Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump

Let's test our love, let's press our luck

Let's get sick and have our stomachs pumped

Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump

This world is full of people who

Spend their lives in shoppin' malls

Let's go drinkin' on Highway 9

We'll get smashed and have a wild time

This world is full of people who

Think a lot about bowlin' balls

No one will ever fall in love with a

Nitro burnin' funny car

No one will ever have lunch with a

Nitro burnin' funny car

Let's go dinin' on rocks and glass

Get the hiccups if we eat too fast

See how long our love can last

Let's go dinin' on rocks and glass

This world is full of people who

Sit too long when the light is green

Let's find some statues and then deface 'em

I wanna beat up on Casey Casem

This world is full of people who

Eat a lot of franks and beans

No one will ever buy a present for a

Nitro burnin' funny car

No one will ever go campin' with a

Nitro burnin' funny car

Let's entertain some ugly thoughts

We'll cross our fingers so we won't get caught

We'll forget what we've been taught

Let's entertain some ugly thoughts

This world is full of people who

Crack their knuckles and talk too loud

Let's play some records and worship Satan

I tell you baby that it sure beats paintin'

This world is full of people who

Look a lot like Gavin McCloud

No one will really gives a damn about

Nitro burnin' funny cars

No one will ever write a song called

Nitro burnin' funny cars

Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump

Let's test our love, let's press our luck

Let's go dancin' in a dioxin dump