Nutrition

Now my life is easy

My life ain't hard

I'm gonna spend all day

In my fuckin' backyard

I ain't got no money

Hell, I don't care

My parents let me use their credit card

I've got nowhere to go

Just hang out on the street

My folks say I've got no ambition

At least I give a shit

About the stuff I eat

Yeah! I care about nutrition

Tried to get a job

At the retail store

But I could not stand the competition

Now I spend all my time

Hangin' out at the shore

Givin' myself a skin condition

I've got nowhere to go

Just movin' on my feet

People say I've got no ambition

At least I give a shit

About the stuff I eat

Yeah! I care about nutrition

Sometimes I get upset

When I see on the TV

All them people in this world

That is starvin'

But there's nothin' in this world

That could possibly bother me

When I smell the turkey Dad is carvin'

Boy I'm starving

Christ I'm starving!

My folks said

I gotta get myself a job

Cause they ain't gonna support me

Well, if all I am to them

Is just some lazy slob

Why didn't they abort me?

I guess I'll just hang out

On Broad and South

Livin' by my intuition

At least I give a shit

What I put into my mouth

Yeah! I care about nutrition

Nutrition

It's good for me

Nutrition

I've got vitamin see

I care

I care

I care

I give a healthy shit

And Mom and Dad say if I eat all of my food

I can go to the hard core show and see F.O.D.