Right Wing Pigeons

The town in Georgia's got a law on the books

Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks

Now what could make them think that way?

What could make them act that way?

They're just right wing pigeons from outer space

Sent here to destroy the human race

They don't give a damn about you or me

They just buy guns and watch TV

Let's go!

The lady in Detroit owns a can of mace

Got pissed at my brother so she sprayed it in his face

Now what could make her think that way?

What could make her act that way?

She's just a right wing pigeon from outer space

Sent here to destroy the human race

She don't give a damn about you or me

She just buys guns and watches TV

The man in the White House who just don't care

He starves little kids and he dyes his hair

Now what could make him think that way?

What could make him act that way?

He's just a right wing pigeon from outer space

Sent here to destroy the human race

He don't give a damn about you or me

He just buys guns and watches TV

Go!