Stupid Mary Anne

Mary Anne, doesn't understand,

I want to be her man, stupid Mary Anne.

Now I must complain, that she lacks a brain,

But my heart's in pain, it's driving me insane.

I think it's funny that Mary's such a dummy

You gotta really love her 'cause she has a lot of money,

And if she would only marry me,

It would really improve my economy.

Oh, Mary Anne, doesn't understand,

I want to be her man, oh stupid Mary Anne.

Stupid Mary Anne

I think it's funny that Mary's such a dummy

You gotta really love her 'cause she has a lot of money,

And if she would only marry me,

It would really improve my economy.

Oh, Mary Anne, doesn't understand,

I want to be her man

Oh stupid Mary Anne.

Mary Anne, Mary Anne I want to be your man,

Mary Anne, I want to take your hand,

Mary Anne, I want to see your plans,

Mary Anne, oh won't you understand,

Mary Anne, I want to be your man.

Mary Anne, I want to take your hand,

Mary Anne, oh won't you understand,

Oh, stupid Mary Anne.