Takin' Retards To The Zoo

It's a boring day, I've got nothing to do

Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo

Load 'em on a bus just for laughs

Down a winding road stepping on the gas

Down a winding road just daydreaming

Down a winding road with the retards screaming

One of them blowing a big spit bubble

Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble

Head on collision bodies everywhere

Head on collision retards beware