The Puking Song

When I have to puke at night

I can be so indiscreet

I don't run down to the john

I just throw up on my sheets

I puke on the pillow and I puke on my floor

It smells so bad it makes me puke some more

I'm lying in puke six inches deep

So I just smile and go back to sleep

Oh, how I love to sleep in vomit

You don't know the joy I get from it

Waking up to the smell of spew

Makes me shout I love you!

When I wake up it's almost noon

That rotten smell goes through my room

I take a whiff it smells okay

So I rise to greet the brand new day

When I have to puke at night

I can be so indiscreet

I don't run down to the john

Then he just says the line "I just throw up on my sheets"

for the rest of the song which is about another minute