(Theme From) Blood Orgy Of The Atomic Fern

You are invited

To The Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern

You are invited

So bring something we can burn

You are invited

You might wanna bring some extra towels

Just in case someone

Happens to get disemboweled

Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern (4x)

You are invited

To The Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern

You are invited

So many things for you to learn

You are invited

You might wanna bring some extra dip

A case of RC Cola

And a couple of leather whips

Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern (4x)

Sunday is gloomy

My hours are slumberless

Dearest the shadows

Are living and numberless

Little white flowers

Will never awaken you

Not where the black coach

Of sorrow has taken you

Angels have no thought

Of ever returning you

Would they be angry

If I thought of joining you?

Death is no dream

In death I'm caressing you

And with my last breath

I will be blessing you

God, I hate poetry

No art! (4x)

Noooo!!!!

You are invited

To The Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern

You are invited

So bring something we can burn

You are invited

You might wanna bring some extra towels

Just in case someone

Happens to get disemboweled

Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern (4x)

Look at that fern!

It's big and it's green!

It's the healthiest fern that I've ever seen!