Short But Slim

Short but slim

Don't call "Big Jim"

It ain't that long, but it's quite thin

The smallest piece is for the win

This little shrimp shall be your king

The shortest straw is pulled by you

You gotta realize: it's true!

On my thin stick you gotta bounce

It's not the size that really counts

There's no girl tha cannot

deep-throat me

Suck it dry, this narrow shorty

My needle pierces your hole

pleases your heart, delights your soul

Open up for my toothpick!

I promise it's no too thick.

The smallest piece is for the win

This little shrimp shall be your king - yeah!