Bowling With Bedrock Barney

he comes form a little town in bedrock

just invented the wheel

he's got his wife betty in a headlock

he drives a boulder mobile

with his friends freddy and wilma

tell me how does it feel to be

bowling with bedrock barney barney

he is the life of the party that barney

he likes his chilli con carne

that barney

i saw him down at the lodge meeting

he was the grand wizzo

and he was eating a bowl of fruity pebbles

he's gonna pour some for you some

cactus cooler and a steakasaurus

just escaped from the zoo

now i'm bowling with bedrock barney

he is the life of the party

he likes his chilli con carne

he's such a joke

he's been smoking rope

there is no hope

barney barney