(I'm Stuck In A Pagoda With) Tricia Toyota

I came home one night tuned my T.V. in

my favorite show was about to begin

as I was scanning across the dial

I saw her read the news with delectable style

Then I was sure that within a while

I was Stuck

Stuck in a pagoda

with Tricia Toyota

I'm Stuck

We were watching Abe Vigoda

then every thing will be fine

Later that night we went for a drive

and I can say I never felt more alive

taking in the sights of old Tokyo

with Tricia by my side and money to blow

I knew then I never wanted to let her go

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Always in a daze Always in a dream

Always find that things are not what they seem

A little Asian Goddess came from up above

I thank you NBC for sending my love

And Tricia is the one I've been dreaming of

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