She's A Hunchback

she's a nice girl and i like her style

but she's a hunchback

i'm not a pretty guy got a wooden eye

but she's a hunchback

i take her to the football game

she's my little notre dame

and i know things won't be the same

without a hunchback

took her to the dance looking for romance

she's a hunchback

and when she does the twist i just can't resist

watching a hunchback

everybody's laughing at me

why can't they just let us be

she'll go down in history

she's got a hunchback

i got a hunch then again i just don't know

she drinks hawaiian punch she calls me quasimodo

i'm a lucky fella she's my esmarelda

doin' what i oughta she always brings me water

i know i'm doing well she's ringing my bell

she's got a hunchback

yeah i'm feeling fine coz she's so divine

with a hunchback

i take her down to gay paris

on films and books we don't agree

she can't walk and i can't see

she's got a hunchback