In & out of Paris & London

It is a far far better thing that I do now than I have ever done before

It is a far far better place that I go to than I have ever known before"

My slap 'n' tickle made her giggle

Made her wiggle like a willow tree

So suggestively

So I suggested

She protested

I persisted till she said "Well, okay..."

And I said "Wey-hey!"

In or out—of one thing there can be no doubt

Out or in—this is not a sin—it's not even original!

And hey, we're all individuals—so let the games begin!

I fall in love with someone new practically every day but that's okay

It's just the price I pay for being a man (if that's really what I am)

And I refuse to take it all too seriously

It's such a strange activity,

Far too peculiar to be taken any other way

Don't wait until tomorrow—do it today

In out in out in out in out in out in out in out

Shake it all about