To Die A Virgin

Well we've been going together

Since the eighth of November

And though it seems like forever

I very clearly remember

You told me on our first date

What you'd do on my birthday

Well hooray it's my birthday!

And frankly, baby, I can't wait.

I don't want to die a virgin

The other day I discovered

A magazine of my brother's

I read it under the covers

It got me all hot and bothered.

Now every time that I see you

Your uniform becomes see-through

You don't know how much I need you

The "Handy Andys" I've been through

I don't want to die a virgin

The pines and the cedars rejoice in his fall

How are you fallen from heaven?

Oh Hellel, star of the morning

With all the bombs and the bird-flu

We're probably gonna be dead soon

And here we are in your bedroom

Oh did I tell you I love you I love you I love you

I can feel your heart beating

And your breathing increasing

Your folks are out for the evening

I really hope I'm not dreaming

I don't want to die a virgin