The Kill

I am an anarchist

An antichrist

An asterisk

I am an anorak

An acolyte

An accidental

I am eleven feet

Ok, eight...

Six foot three...

I fought the British and I won

I have a rocket ship

A jetfighter

A paper airplane

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh!

Say what you will - I am The Kill

The only thing that keeps

You really truly safe

From being real

I have a tendency

To exaggerate

Just a little bit

I am a plagiarist

Apologist

A walrus-cockhead-lizzard

I am an optimist

A closeted misogynist

I fought the British and I won

I have a wishing well a

Living will

A magical eight ball

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh!

Say what you will - I am The Kill

The only thing that keeps

You really truly safe

From being real

Put Pat Sajak back in office,

Put Pat Sajak back in office!

But the sun still sets on you

And the retarded party

Nobody came to ditch you

And so you drink to

All the emptiness until you wake up

And there's hell to pay again

And the punchline point at you

And all the comebacks in the

World are in your head

But you can't say them until

Everybody leaves

And it's just you and your

Imaginary friends

Your imaginary friends

Your imaginary friends