Barmy

Out of England, I dream of its creamery

When I'm there I dwell on Saxony.

In Turkey when I've been due to World War I

Istanbul is the place 'cause of my birthday.

I am barmy

Bleedin' barmy

I got everything

I got everything I want except for hungry

I got everything I want except for money.

I've got the best round set aside for parties

They'll have one when I've gone

In fact, they said so, good one.

I am barmy

Bleedin' barmy

Friends disintegrate within circles of cash

Residue after years of fab genius

Is a pension for the jews

and a medal from the company which I wiped my butt on

and hung on a laburnum tree.

I am barmy

Bleedin' barmy

I am barmy

Bleedin' barmy

Just call me the first

Just call me the first

Just call me the first

Just call me the first

Just call me the first

Just call me the first

Just call me the first

Just call me the first

Just call me the first

Just call me the first

I lay waiting hopefully on sloped grass green

I am barmy, bleedin' barmy

A dramatic verse

A dramatic verse

A dramatic verse

The programs lot

We break into tune

Take and bring a word

Ring a buzzer

Take and bring a word

A dramatic verse