Carry Bag Man

I'm in love with the Carrier Bag Man

I love the Carrier Bag Man

I love the Carrier Bag Man

Carrier bags strewn all around the room

Ah, the Carrier Bag Man, I am him

'Cause I am the Carrier Bag Man, I am the carrier bag man

I've no time to sit comfortable down

But I still need armchairs round my home

To put carrier bags on

I am the Carrier Bag Man

Carry a bag man!

I don't make waves, I hide bags in graves

No cash is earned straight nowadays anyways

Please all you onlookers understand

So make gangway for Carrier Bag Man

I am Carrier Bag Man

When in town I keep head down

Kneel on the croft when the Mariah comes round

Fat-assed workmen, I scurry around

There's few good places to hide bags behind

èCause I am Carrier Bag Man.

Carry a bag man!