Gut of the Quantifier

I'm telling you now and I'm telling you this

Life can be an onward, downward

Chip-chit-chip-chit-chip

I'm not saying they're really thick

But all the groups who've hit it big

Make the Kane Gang look like

An Einstein chip, chip

NYC, chip, a place to live

Chip, this is the Thule group.

This is the cool group.

I'm telling you now and I'm telling you this.

Shawn and (the Chewer/Petula), macabre

Here are your wedding pictures

They are black

Stick it in the gut

Stick in the mud.

Boffins bray, boffins brag

Stick it in the gut

Stick in the mud.

They take from the medium poor to

Give to the needy poor

Via the government poor

Give it to the poor poor

They're knocking on my door

Entrance, entranced

Stick it in the mud

Stick it in the gut

Cheap fog, cheap fog

Rotting scout-belt

Stick it in the gut

Who are the riff-makers.

Who are they really?

How old are the stars really?

Half-wit philanthropist, cozy charity gig

If God could see this

He'd stick it, they stick it in the gut

Cheap fog, rotting scout-belt

Stick it in the gut

Stay in the mud

They take it from the medium poor

To give it to the medium poor

Via the government poor

And give it to the poor poor

Stick it in the gut

Red composite

Wealthy philanthropist

You son of a bitch

Entranced, entrance, entranced

Stick in the mud

Stick it in the gut

I'm telling you now

And I'm telling you this,

Life can be a downward chip.