Paradox Hotel

We've got guests, plenty, they come and they go

I'm the friendly smile but nobody knows me

One checkin' in, the order checkin' out

This house is nothing but a roundabout

We carry your bags and we clean your room

We polish the glasses, the forks and the spoons

We've got staff standing by

With people ready to die for you

Communication systems are state of the art

Educational prospects of getting smarter

First class service will cost you some more

We've got sexy livestock back in store

Just give us a call and we'll send them up

We've got satisfied guests all the way to the top

Bankers, lawyers and politicians

The guest is king, now that is our mission!!

It's a living hell at Paradox hotel

Come live in hell at Paradox hotel

Now if you're hung up on celebrities

We've had them all, on that you can trust me

We know their little secrets and dirty lies

Their little filthy habits – this job is priceless!!!

The clock is tickin', day in day out

Life in the fast lane this ol' roundabout

Some people are good, some people are bad

But we seem to remember all the fun we've had

We've had Picasso and Einstein too

Howard Hughes fell out of the blue

Hookers, liars and fancy folks

The wall street gamblers and their money talk

It's a living hell at Paradox hotel

Come live in hell at Paradox hotel