No Place Like (Not Being) Home

It's so strange, but I guess I'm coming home again

Nothing's changed and I'll never be alone again

It's insane how I never felt like I was gone

I get down and I turn the television on

I count the road signs I don't wanna pass

Then I start drinking and I act like an ass

I need some space, won't you leave me alone

I guess there's no place like not being home

I guess there's no place like not being home

I guess there's no place like...

I feel fine as I sit in Minneapolis

That's a lie, she's crying "How are you okay with this?"

I stand outside 'til my face starts to freeze

I drink another 'til she's all that I see

I feel sick as I'm driving into Illinois

Is this it? Am I gonna die? I'm paranoid

I need the back row, that's all I have

I blow my nose into a Taco Bell bag

Then I start drinking and I act like an ass

I count the road signs I don't wanna pass

I need some space, won't you leave me alone

I guess there's no place like not being home

I guess there's no place like not being home

I guess there's no place like not being home

I guess there's no place like not being home

I guess there's no place like...

I'm like a corpse as I walk through the door

I leave my bags and my shit on the floor

Ten thousand miles couldn't take you from me

I close my eyes and I'm finally asleep

I guess there's no place like not being home

I guess there's no place like not being home

I guess there's no place like not being home

I guess there's no place like not being home

I guess there's no place like not being home

I guess there's no place like not being home

I guess there's no place like not being home

I guess there's no place like...