Banjo Bonnie

Banjo Bonnie

Laced with honey

Next to the corn bees in flight

They're nothing like the bee from your queen flowered teats

Banjo Bonnie

Father William's honey

Sweet and teeny buzzing around, you sexy thing

Your banjo's playing songs to attract all the boys

But you prefer girls -- which is natural

Banjo Bonnie

William, bring the honey

Her buttercorned loins are burning like bumble bee wax

The teeth of the local bees are becoming annoyed with you

You're taking all the business away

Your banjo playing so sweetly like the honey

So sweet and funny

Here comes the fire truck again

All the honey bees are gonna land you this time

You can't be put out by any fire truck I know of

That's right, 'cause it's

Banjo Bonnie

Your fanny is funny

When it's buttered up and eaten by William and the other honey

Bees laced with honey on their wings

And they're flying

Teats exposed

All around, everyone's laughing

But the dead bees you've eaten now