Sassy Induced Bulimia

She was having trouble in school

Too caught up in being cool

No boyfriend, just Sassy Magazine

Study up on the latest trends

Borrow back issues from your friends

When someone slicker-than-you runs your life for you

It's difficult to keep up

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She got Sassy induced bulimia

Gaggin' herself for no other reason than to look just like a

Sassy cover girl.

Sassy induced bulimia

She will gag and spit and puke

And bleed her way into a perfect little world.

Mom and Dad had to lock her in

IV tubes beneath the chin

Cause she was so convinced that she was fat

Why did this pretty little queen have to choose that magazine

Over all the others she could've looked at?...

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