Wouldn't Get Far

For you baby, I'd find you You wouldn't get far

I done been around the world, been around the block

Been around hoes that fucked Biggie and 'Pac

Like Vida Guerrera, ass took her to the top

She'll give you some brains you let her throw up the Roc

Let her put on your chain, she'll throw you some cock

Picture that like Meagan Good and Jamie Foxx

Hype said it's a wrap, she still on the set

Putting oil on her likes like she Gloria Velez

She was (Eye Candy) in the XXL

Hopped off the page and on a skateboard with Pharrell

I knew she {"wouldn't get far"} cause five hundred dollars

can't get you that {"far"} how you get that {"far"}

And all these new video bitches trying to be Melissa Ford

But they don't know Melissa Ford drive a Honda Accord

She a video vixen, but behind closed doors

She do whatever it take to get to the Grammy Awards

Ha ha

{"You wouldn't get far"} Fucking them rap stars

You know who you are, put your hands up ladies

{"You wouldn't get far"} If you kept your legs closed

{"It would be just a waste of time"} But you know

{"You wouldn't get far"} Fucking them rap stars

You know who you are, I wrote this song for you

{"For you baby, I'd find you"} For you

And you, for alla y'all

For you... uhh..

Pop quiz, how many topless, black foxes

did I have under my belt, like boxers

Not to brag but, if it add up

One, two, nigga that's mad nuts

Game you mad nuts, how you gon' call out all these

bitches knowing damn well they gon' call me?

The only dream, of that ghetto prom queen

was to make it to the screen, maybe get seen

Maybe get chose by a nigga from my team

Head so good he don't ask for a pre.. nup

Now ask yourself this question, umm

Would you be with Jay-Z if he wasn't C-E-O

Would you be with F-A-B-O if he drove a Neo

Would you ride with Ne-Yo, if he was in a Geo

Well why the hell you think these bitches coming at me fo'?

But since they all fall in my palm, I take a trio

Yo

I done had my share of bitches with long hair

Short doo like Kalissa, Halle in "Boomerang" yeah

I been around the block in the Bentley drop top

In Miami Beach when Lil' Kim was fucking with Scott

I got the scoop on Hoops, whatever the case

She'll let you spray in her face long as she Bathing Apes

And ain't nobody trying to take Beyonce from Jay

But I know a bitch named Superhead he fucked back in the day

The things niggaz do when pussy sitting on they face

Stabbed Un in the stomach

She must have had a pussy like Wonder Woman, on that superhero shit

Fly as Gabrielle Union in the back of my six, fo'

Impala, forget the double D's

I put 'em right in your face like that model bitch Takara

And she ain't win the show but she riding in that Gallardo

That's why I fuck 'em today and forget 'em tomorrow

God damn! Y'knahmsayin?

I'm sitting back watching Kanye video

And I see the same bitch that was in the homeboy Busta Rhymes video

Then I flip the muh'fuckin channel

Checking out my uncle Snoop Dogg video

And I see the same BITCH, that was in my video! Y'knowhatI'msayin?

And then y'knahmsayin, to make that even mo' fucked up

I'm watching Oprah cover Hurricane Katrina

I see the same bitch on Oprah, floating away on the hood of a Camry

That was in the nigga Lil Weezy video!

I mean DAMN! Everywhere I look

Everywhere I go I see the same hoes

Don't get mad, I'm only being real

Yeah