Richie Dagger's Crime

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I'm Richie Dagger

I can stomp and swagger

I can take on all your heroes

I'm Richie Dagger

I'm young and I'm haggard

The boy that nobody owns

He sits in his corner like a child despised

A crazy sort of cast comes over his eyes--

That's Richie Dagger's crime

He's the sort of boy who was never much loved

His idea of fun was society's grudge--

That's Richie Dagger's crime

His life was a mess

And his friends weren't quite the best

But he was satisfied--

That's Richie Dagger's crime

Suck me in and spit me out

Devour me in haste

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He could set your mind ablaze

With sparkling eyes and visionary case

He stood like the remnant of an outbreak past

Wore something in his ear and

Boy was he sass--

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