How Do You Slow This Thing Down

How do you slow this thing down?

How do you make this thing slow down?

We tried to brake

By saying: "must be some mistake!"

Problem unsolved

We said: "don't make me get involved!"

How do you slow this thing down?

How do you make this thing slow down?

We tried to slow it down

By shrieking: "no, no, no!"

We tried to halt

By whimpering: "it's not my fault!"

How do you slow this thing down?

How do you make this thing slow down?

It's not fair

We've tried all kinds of prayer

We've tried science

It sped up in defiance...

How do you slow this thing down?

How do you make this thing slow down?