Scream And Run Away

The count has an eye on his ankle

And lives in a horrible place

He wants all your money

He's never at all funny

He wants to remove your face

And you might be thinking "What a romp this is!"

But wait 'til you meet his accomplices

When you see Count Olaf

you're suddenly full of disgust and despair and dismay

In the whole of the soul of Count Olaf, there's no love

When you see Count Olaf, count to zero

Then scream and run away

Scream, scream, scream

And run away

Run, run, run, run

Run, run, run

Or die, die, die, die

Die, die, die, die,

Run, run, run, run

Run, run, run, run

Or die, die, die, die, die

Die, die, die, die, die, die

Two women with powdered-white faces

And one long-nosed bald man with warts

Things worsen and worsen

There's a hook-handed person

And others with nastier parts

This evil and unpleasant crew

Completes Count Olaf's acting troupe

The goal of Count Olaf is getting control of

The fortune of urchins and orphans, hooray!

I mean, horrors! Count Olaf is no laughing matter

When you see Count Olaf, count to zero

Then scream and run away

Scream, scream, scream

And run away

Run, run, run, run

Run, run, run

Or die, die, die, die

Die, die, die, die,

Run, run, run, run

Run, run, run, run

Or die, die, die, die, die

Die, die, die, die, die, die