Don't Call Me

You get yourself in another one of your binds

Run for help, yell for someone, pray for a sign

Dial 911, light a roadside flare, up and run

I don't care, just don't, don't call me

If your truck breaks down, if it all falls apart

Leave it on the shoulder, just get out, take a walk

If your shoes hurt your feet, take 'em off, probably do you some good

Hell maybe a lot, just don't, don't call me

Oh, don't, don't call me

With another of your emergencies

Didn't you say you outgrew me?

When you chose to up and leave, but don't call me

You wake up in jail and they let you use the phone

Even if my line is the only number you know

You gotta figure it out on your own

Used up your favors a long time ago, so don't, don't call me

Oh, don't, don't call me

With another of your emergencies

Didn't you say you outgrew me?

When you chose to up and leave, don't call me

(Oh no you don't)

Oh, don't, don't call me

With another of your emergencies

Didn't you say you outgrew me?

When you chose to up and leave, don't call me

(Whoa you don't call me)

Try sortin' it out yourself

Pick up a book and get self help

1800 go to hell, there's always been someone else

You can lean on your other ex, I know ya'll still text

I know your mom, she'll fix you mess

Call you doctor, your lawyer, if you can afford one

Lose my number, don't call Brandi

And don't call me

Call your spiritual guider, Buddha maybe

Your tattoo artist

Somebody else can get this party started