Saturday's Kids

Saturday's boys live life with insults

Drink lots of beer and wait for half time results

Afternoon tea in the light a bite

Chat up the girls they dig it

Saturday's girls work in Tescos and Woolworths

Wear cheap perfume 'cause it's all they can afford

Go to discos they drink Babycham talk to Jan

In bingo accents

Saturdays kids play one arm bandits

They never win but that's not the point is it

Dip in silver paper when their pints go flat

How about that far out?

Their mums and dads smoke Capstan non-filters

Wallpaper lives 'cause they all die of cancer

What goes on?

What goes wrong?

Save up their money for a holiday

To Kelsey Bill or Bracklesham Bay

Think about the future when they'll settle down

Marry the girl next door with one on the way

These are the real creatures

That time has forgot

Not given a thought, it's the system

Hate the system, what's the system?

Saturday's kids live in council houses

Wear V necked shirts and baggy trousers

Drive Cortinas fur trimmed dash boards

Stains on the seats in the back of course