Stuck In The Middle With You

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,

And I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs

Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right,

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you,

And I'm wondering what it is I should do

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,

Losing control, and I'm all over the place

Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right,

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Well, you started off with nothing,

And you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your friends they all come crawling,

Slap you on the back and say,

Please, please

Trying to make some sense of it all,

But I can see it makes no sense at all

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?

'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore

Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right,

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

And you started off with nothing,

And you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your friends they all come crawling,

Slap you on the back and say,

Please, please.

Yeah, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,

And I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs

Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right,

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle with you

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you