Big Mexican Dinner

It takes a big Mexican dinner

For me to have the strength to love my senorita

I always eat a big Mexican dinner

I love a big Mexican dinner

With beans and rice and hot chili-ners

I always eat a big Mexican dinner

I don't want no Russian chicks hangin' 'round to drink my tequila

Those foreign girls think they're hot, but they're not my Tina

There's nothing like the taste of a Mexican dinner

Ah-ha!

If you ate my Mexican dinner

I'd probably go crazy, man, and turn killer

Nobody but me eats my Mexican dinner

I don't want no Russian chicks hangin' 'round to drink my tequila

Ay-yi-yi-yi...

Those foreign girls think they're hot, but they're not my Tina

There's nothing like the taste of a Mexican dinner

Ah-ha!

Hey Tina... you come over here! ...Ricardo's got some great big lovin' for you!