Some Folks Like To Steal

You got three in the front seat

Should be you and your chick

Instead there's some cat claims he gets car sick

Keep both eyes open

One hand on the wheel

It may be hard to believe

But some folks like to steal

Now you got a woman

Lookin' good in the crowd

There's a love buzzard waitin' to swoop down and take her out

She calls you up

Puts off the date for the night

You go along with her

And say honey that's all right

You drive past her house

And see his car outside

Your best friend done taught

Your good woman to lie

Keep both eyes open

One hand on the wheel

It may be hard to believe

But some folks like to steal