Bieber Fever

Justin Bieber

Hey yo, it's me again. I'm everywhere and

I'm still rockin lesbian hair

I'm on your T.V. I'm on your phone

I declare this world a Bieber zone

I'm made of cupcakes, ice cream, and flowers

Young girls are helpless to my dark powers

They can't stop screaming they don't know why

They pee their pants then they fall down and cry

Chorus

All these shorties got Bieber Bieber Fever

They love me like Milfs love Derek Jeter

I got em drooling like golden retrievers

They all bow down to me cus I am their leader

SCIENTIST

It starts with screaming, and OMGing

Followed by weeping and lots of tweeting

Once they're infected they are insane

The only cure is to disable the brain

JASPER

I hate this pop crap, I like to rock

He's worse than Backstreet Brothers on the Block.

CHET

He's ain't so bad, he could be worse.

I think I love him.

JASPER

Hey, I saw him first!

SCIENTIST

If your daughter catches Bieber Bieber fever

Chop off her head with a meat cleaver

REPORTER

Can adults contract Bieber fever?

SCIENTIST

Yes! But it's mostly single moms and substitute teachers.

Lil Wayne

Weezy F. Baby and you know I'm paid

I don't want to drink no Bieber Kool aid

I sip on syrup and smoke that Cheeba

I'm way too gangsta for Justin Bieber

I don't want to do a do a duet

This little motherfuckers gonna ruin my rep

Every rapper has to do a song with this cutie

It's the hip-hop version of jury duty

I'll never sell out, cus I'm little Wheezy

I'm feeling light headed and a little queasy

Wanna carry you around on my shoulders

And tattoo your name up on my shoulders

You could be my little Caucasian brother

If we go to the movies do we have to bring Usher?

I got a baby mama but I want to leave her

Cus I gotta bad case of the Bieber Fever

BIEBER

Bieber Bieber Fever

Now the whole planets got Bieber Fever

The streets will flow with blood of the non-believers

There's no defense against Bieber Fever

LIL WAYNE

Bieberback, Bieberback. Bieberback, ribs. Yummy