Glitter Puke

KE$HA:

Wake up in the morning looking greener than $hrek

$leeping in a tub can really me$$ up your neck

Before I leave, I $top and vomit up tequila and glitter

It $eem$ I'm $pending every morning with my head in the

$hitter

Got vomit up in my hair (hair)

But I'm way too $ick to care (care)

Now I'm falling down the $tairs

I-I-I pull my$elf off the floor (floor)

And I'm almo$t out the door (door)

But my family'$ waiting for me

Oh crap, not again it'$ an inervention

It'$ cool, I'm fine, I can $top it any time

DAD:

That'$ a lie, you won't try

Now you've made your mother cry

Look!

MOM:

(Crying) Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

KE$HA:

I'm out of here, thi$ is queer

I'll ju$t drink a couple beer$

MOM:

Don't leave, we love you

even hired Dr. Drew

DR. DREW:

Thi$ pattern needs to end

KE$HA:

I think I have to puke again

Oh, oh, oh,uggh (*barf*)

$o I decide to $tay, but my head I$ $till reeling

Then they go down the line talkin' 'bout their feeling$

BROTHER:

It make$ me $ad when I $ee you bru$h your teeth with

jack

also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back

DAD:

$top $howing off your but (but)

You're making young girls act like $lut$ ($lut$)

And you're $tarting to get a beer gut, beer gut

DR. DREW:

Thi$ behavior I$ a dead end

And P-Diddy I$ not your friend

You'll end up like Lind$ay Lohan

L-L-L-L-Lohan

KE$HA:

Thi$ I$ wack I feel trapped

DR. DREW:

We want the old Ke$ha back

KE$HA:

$crew you Dr. Drew and your $tupid camera crew

MOM:

Hey you don't have to $hout

We're ju$t trying to help you out

MOM, DAD, BROTHER:

(Crying) Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

KE$HA:

Ok, it'$ time you know

Thi$ I$ just a video

I don't drink or pee in $ink$

It'$ what I want my fan$ to think

It'$ all an act, and in fact

It'$ even in my contract

MOM, DAD, BROTHER:

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, we didn't know

Oh

KE$HA:

Ha ha ha ha

Oh... god...