Sleep on You

Alright let's do this ya'll

I am adorable (so precious)

I'm a tween sensation

People think it's cute when I'm in adult situations

I wanna rock your body

Girl you know I ain't playin

Someone wrote this song for me

So I'm not sure what I'm sayin

I've seen many different girls

And seen their second bases

But you're nothing like those girls

You don't have zits or braces

I'm so glad it's finally you and me and we are all alone

Except for my dad who's over there cause he's the chaperone

I won't try to pressure you, cause I'm willing to wait

And I won't try to touch your boobies on the first date

I'll take you out to chuck e cheese and then a pixar movie

And then maybe later you could just let me see your boobies

Zero times one equals none, you plus me equals fun

Kittens and puppies, and chubby cheeks

Is my cuteness starting to make you weak?

I am adorable (so freaking cute) you can't resist my advances

I've got Carol Brady hair, and I know all of Usher's dances

Let's go to my dad's car, and make the windows steam

I really hope that sounded cool

Cause I don't know what it means

Most of the other boys will play you for a fool

I made you this macaroni necklace today at school

I know how to please you cause I can do sex good

I learned about it in a Playboy that I found in the woods

The square root of 1600 is 40

Don't you want to be my shortie

When I first saw you I was astounded

I'll love you tonight if I'm not grounded

You're definitely grounded

I am adorable (it's almost disgusting)

Stop singing that song

My son sings like a little girl

I don't know where I went wrong

I want to sleep on you

That doen't make sense and you're being creepy

Whoa it's almost nine o'clock and I'm getting kind of sleepy